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Meme – Medical Sarcasm – Can't Fix Stupid – Gildan Softstyle T-Shirt
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This edgy design features a blue Star of Life emblem flanked by syringes, with bold text: "I CAN'T FIX STUPID BUT I CAN SEDATE IT PARALYZE IT & INTUBATE IT." The gradient blue-to-white lettering adds a clinical vibe to the dark nurse/EMS humor, perfect for healthcare workers with a sarcastic streak.
Printed on a relaxed-fit Gildan Softstyle tee, this shirt delivers lightweight comfort with a unisex cut perfect for everyday wear. A must-have piece for medical pros who love bold, witty statements.
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More details
- Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Animeneax
- Email: thelambencyshow-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Meme – Medical Sarcasm – Can't Fix Stupid – Gildan Softstyle T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
16.75
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17.88
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
19.13
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20.38
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21.63
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.75
|